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a) You take part in an organised night out to meet several potential dates.
b) You see your date and then turn and run the other way.
c) Your little black book is on speed dial.
d) You have a sucession of one night stands.

a) A myth.
b) Your girlfriend jerking you off.
c) Definately not peeing.
d) Only possible via anal intercourse.

a) An eroganeous zone on the ear lobe.
b) The mark left by your G string.
c) Also known as the graffenburg spot.
d) The space between F and H.

a) The person controlling the action in a bondage scene.
b) A childs' toy.
c) Somewhere you take it from ..
d) The tent housing the circus ring.

a) You are both rich and famous.
b) You only watch House and Home on TV.
c) You are a swinger.
d) You subcribe to Good Housekeeping Magazine.

a) The ugly argument you had just before you slammed the door and left.
b) You take part in bondage.
c) Act one, scene one, take two.
d) That trendy downtown night club.

a) Designed to give you a clear view.
b) Clearly a figment of your imagination.
c) Obviously an old fashioned coke bottle.
d) Right up there with the glass hammer.

a) Sexually explicit material that shows erections and or penetration.
b) Something no one buys, but everyone has.
c) For research purposes only.
d) Hidden in the oddest places, due to its' aversion to sunlight.

a) Lurk around and eavesdrop on other peoples conversations.
b) Explore your sexual self in privacy.
c) Look for a replacement partner
d) Connect with androids.

a) In your bathtub.
b) In your wall, insert screw and the jobs done.
c) In your TV show to promote your new book.
d) In your rectum.